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A Korean-American office worker and his Indian-American stoner friend embark on a quest to satisfy their desire for White Castle burgers. Six years after their Guantanamo Bay adventure, stoner buds Harold Lee and Kumar Patel cause a holiday fracas by inadvertently burning down Harold's father-in-law's prize Christmas tree.

What would have happened if Harold and Kumar had not been sent to Guantanamo bay and had made it to Amsterdam. The most popular kid on campus meets a beautiful journalist who makes him realize that maybe he's afraid to graduate.

Four college buddies embark on a road trip to retrieve an illicit tape mistakenly mailed to a female friend. Jim and his friends are now in college, and they decide to meet up at the beach house for some fun. It's the wedding of Jim and Michelle and the gathering of their families and friends, including Jim's old friends from high school and Michelle's little sister. Dumped by his girlfriend, a high school grad decides to embark on an overseas adventure in Europe with his friends.

Two potheads wake up after a night of partying and cannot remember where they parked their car. A malfunctioning time machine at a ski resort takes a man back to with his two friends and nephew, where they must relive a fateful night and not change anything to make sure the nephew is born. The morning they return from their White Castle road trip, Harold "Mature man harald jacks off" Kumar decide to go to Amsterdam because Harold doesn't want to wait ten days to see Maria again.

On the plane, Kumar lights up his new bong, the air marshals think it's a bomb, and Harold and Kumar are arrested as terrorists and sent to Guantanamo Bay. Kumar still has a thing for Vanessa, the feds are in hot pursuit, and the legal weed of Amsterdam seems a long way away. I saw this movie on Saturday and laughed aloud throughout.

This movie is not Mature man harald jacks off everyone. There is nudity as well as drug and bodily function humor; however, it is definitely funny. Unlike most drug-themed movies, Harold and Kumar doesn't show the Mature man harald jacks off as being a couple of baked idiots, but as an intelligent sensitive individual paired with a baked idiot.

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Much like Bruce Willis' Blind Date, it only takes one person with absolutely no impulse control to make your life hell. As they said in Star Wars, however, there is another. Neil Patrick Harris, after a cameo in the first movie, plays the same character only much further off the deep end than before.

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He is a mushroom-gobbling, whore-branding sociopath who makes Kumar look like an ivy league professor. I must warn those who have seen the first movie.

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Keep track of everything you watch; tell your friends. Full Cast and Crew. Jon HurwitzHayden Schlossberg. Share this Rating Title: Use the HTML below. You must be a registered user to use the IMDb rating plugin. What is the Greatest Escape? Learn more More Like This. American Pie 2 Four teenage boys enter a pact to lose their virginity by prom night. Dude, Where's My Car?

Hot Tub Time Machine Edit Cast Cast overview, first billed only: Ron Fox Jack Conley Deputy Frye Roger Bart Beecher Neil Patrick Harris Neil Patrick Harris Danneel Ackles Vanessa as Danneel Harris Eric Winter Maria as Paula Garces Jon Reep Edit Storyline The morning they return Mature man harald jacks off their White Castle road trip, Harold and Kumar decide to go to Amsterdam because Harold doesn't want to wait ten days to see Maria again.

What would NPH do? Edit Details Official Sites: Edit Did You Know? Trivia Production Assistant Carol Trevino was killed in an auto accident while working on the film. Goofs About midway through the movie, before Harold and Kumar spot the the two KKK members in the forest and right after Kumar's fantasy sex scene, when they are walking through the dark forest, you can see something metallic clearly reflecting light in the background in the woods as the camera pans sideways following the two actors.

The shiny object looks like it might be a mirror of a car, since it is above the ground. Quotes [ first lines ] Kumar Patel: What are you doing? I'm taking the most incredible dump of all time, man. You couldn't wait until I got out of the shower? Um, may I remind you that we both just ate 30 burgers and 4 large orders of fries?

Don't worry, in a little bit I'm sure it'll hit you too. Maybe, but I'm going to wait until you get out of the shower! Well don't wait too long.

We gotta leave for the airport in an Crazy Credits After the credits "No Person or entity associated with this film Mature man harald jacks off payment or anything of value, or entered into any agreement, in connection with the depiction of tobacco products.

Alternate Versions An unrated version was released on DVD which contains alternate and extended scenes. Frequently Asked Questions Q: How does Kumar's Root 3 poem go?

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